Jet Li Archive

BETRAYED: By ‘The Expendables’ [Review]

Posted on August 20, 2010 | 9 Comments
In theaters everywhere Millennium Films Directed by Sylvester Stallone Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, David Zayas Rating: Sucks out of 5 This review contains massive spoilers. Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s...
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Hypothetical Studio: Slasher Genre – The Next Generation

Posted on July 16, 2010 | 5 Comments
Is the slasher sub-genre of horror dead? In my opinion, other than a few independent releases a year, the genre is as dead as it can get. Studio re-boots of popular franchises have been tepid at best and horribly boring more often than not. Rob...
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[Trailer] The Warlords

Posted on December 25, 2009 | No Comments
I was lucky enough to see The Warlords some time ago. I think it is almost two years old and just now getting a US release. It is a pretty good historical piece that is not a wuxia film but rather a war film. Li’s...
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Best Damn Script | Halloween III

Posted on September 1, 2009 | No Comments
Please allow me to introduce myself; I’m the best damn script possible for Halloween III. OPEN Scene shows THE WORLD like from outer space FAST ZOOM to the continent of ASIA CONT ZOOM to country of CHINA CONT ZOOM to city of SHANGHAI CONT ZOOM...
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Introducing Kung-Fu Wednesday

Posted on August 19, 2009 | 4 Comments
Today is Wednesday and the perfect time to kick-off a semi regular Wednesday feature: Kung-Fu lessons! Now, before you start thinking that I’m Chuck Norris and can kill unicorns by clinching my butt cheeks, let me assure you that I’m not and, as far as...
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