Halloween Archive

  • Hypothetical Studio

    Hypothetical Studio: Slasher Genre – The Next Generation

    Is the slasher sub-genre of horror dead? In my opinion, other than a few independent releases a year, the genre is as dead as it can get. Studio re-boots of popular franchises have been tepid at best and horribly boring more often than not. Rob...

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  • 2009 The Year in Movies | 20 – 40

    2009 The Year in Movies | 20 – 40

    40. Outlander Vikings take on aliens after a spaceship crashes to Earth in Scandinavia. The three bold words is all you need to know. Fun-packed sci-fi historical action flick. 39. Jennifer’s Body Most folks took a piss on this movie. That is largely undeserved. The...

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  • Merry Halloween 2009

    Merry Halloween 2009

    My wife and I don’t celebrate holidays at all. We don’t even celebrate our birthdays beyond, perhaps, one of us making dinner for the other on the night. Christmas for the last several years nets no decorations, nor gifts for ourselves, friends, or family. In...

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  • Cutting Room: 13 Horror Films Slashed From Other Lists

    Cutting Room: 13 Horror Films Slashed From Other Lists

    13. Cabin Fever (2002) Writer director Eli Roth has a well known bromance with Quentin Tarantino. I personally think that QT spends way too much of his time promoting and helping inferior filmmakers like Roth and Robert Rodriquez. Roth went on to kick off the...

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  • Best Damn Script | Halloween III

    Best Damn Script | Halloween III

    Please allow me to introduce myself; I’m the best damn script possible for Halloween III. OPEN Scene shows THE WORLD like from outer space FAST ZOOM to the continent of ASIA CONT ZOOM to country of CHINA CONT ZOOM to city of SHANGHAI CONT ZOOM...

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  • Halloween II Is Textbook

    Halloween II Is Textbook

    ..in the way that it takes a fan beloved mythology and fucks with it in every conceivable way until no one likes it. Not even the presence of fellow bloodthirsty droog Alex posing as Dr. Loomis can pull this movie to the 25% range on...

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