Movie Review Archive

  • CB083110

    Cinematic Blues – August 31, 2010

    A slightly above average week in the Pop Bunker House of Blues. It's a Three-Star Extravaganza next...

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  • CB082410

    Cinematic Blues – August 24, 2010

    After a week off due to NetFlix shipping snafus – sorry – we’re back. This week: Fallen Angels, Scheming Co-Eds, and Meddling Kids…

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    BLOWN AWAY: by “Piranha” [Review]

    In theaters now, but you better hurry Directed by Alexandre Aja Starring Elisabeth Shue, Steven R. McQueen, Jerry O’Connell, Steven R. McQueen Rating 3.25 out of 5 It is a crime against all movie making that the backwash balderdash called The Expendables, led by what...

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  • The Sorcerer's Apprentice

    [Review] The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

    This one has been out there for awhile but we already had a review for The Expendables and there wasn’t anything else out that I was going to see without someone paying me to do it. I’m glad that won’t be an issue in the...

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    BETRAYED: By ‘The Expendables’ [Review]

    In theaters everywhere Millennium Films Directed by Sylvester Stallone Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, David Zayas Rating: Sucks out of 5 This review contains massive spoilers. Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s...

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  • Sequel City

    Sequel City – Police Academy 3 – Back in Training

    Sequels don’t automatically suck just because they have numbers in their titles.  We’re hardwired to think that they do…the same way we’re conditioned to flock to them opening weekend.  In this column, I’m going to examine this strange love/hate, passive-aggressive phenomenon, one movie at a...

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  • Scott Pilgrim vs The World

    [Review] Scott Pilgrim vs The World

    A brief confession before I get into the meat of the review: I have not read all of the comics by Brian Lee O’Malley. I was going to do so but then I realized while I can see a movie and then appreciate the book...

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    [300 Word Review] Horror Double Feature: ‘Eden Lake’ & ‘Bikini Girls on Ice’

    Eden Lake: 2.75/5 Bikini Girls on Ice 0/5 Read more to find out why!

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    Cinematic Blues – August 10, 2010

    It was a 1-for-3 week here in the Pop Bunker House of Blues Theater. One movie I wish I'd seen sooner - on the big screen - and two I'd really like to try and forget.

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  • The Other Guys

    [Review] The Other Guys (2010)

    This is a hard review to write because I came out of this movie not entirely certain what it was I’d just seen. The Other Guys is a hot mess of a movie. Some times it works and when it works it works really, really...

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