Haven Archive

  • [Recap] Haven 1×03 “Harmony”

    I wonder… since Detective Nathan can’t feel anything tactilely, does his sexual romps ever reach gratification?

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  • The State of ‘Haven’ Address [SyFy Series]

    It's a terrible show, but just what's wrong? Can it be fixed? Read this to find out and tell us how you feel (if anything at all).

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  • [Recap] Haven: 1×02 “Butterfly”

    Guest what!? The Giant Ball rolls on right down that street and plum into that ol’ bar that Otis owns. Well howdy ‘bout that? /Andy Griffith

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  • Haven: “Welcome to Haven” [Recap – SyFy Original Series]

    After some rough early dialog, the show found its pace and fit a lot of the coming mythology into a relatively short amount of time. There are far too many soliloquies by Parker to shoe-horn her personality down the viewers gullet. She’s supposed to be strong and cocky but comes off as needy at times because she morosely brings up her past at inappropriate times.

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