300 Word Review Archive

  • [A Short Review] Bad Teacher (2011)

    Tweet Bad Teacher In theaters now Columbia Pictures Directed by Jake Kasdan Starring Cameron Diaz, Lucy Punch, Jason Segel, Justin Timberlake Rating 2 out of 5 Bad Teacher is one of those movies… one of those movies where nothing really works: The script is something […]

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  • [300 Word Review] Frozen (2010)

    Tweet Frozen On DVD and Netflix Instant Directed by Adam Green Starring Emma Bell, Shawn Ashmore, Kevin Zegers Rating: 3 out of 5 Frozen is another low budget film festival direct to DVD movie that takes a very specific fear and turns it into a […]

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  • [300 Word Review] 127 Hours (2010)

    Tweet 127 Hours Fox Searchlight Pictures Limited Release Co-Written & Directed by Danny Boyle Starring James Franco Rating 4 out of 5 I can summarize mountain climber Aron Ralston’s harrowing plight in two sentences: While hiking in the scenic canyons of Utah, Ralston had a […]

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  • [300 Word Review] Due Date (2010)

    Incumbent to the laziness of that writing is the major flaw of the film: A lack of heart. Worth a date night – or afternoon.

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  • [300 Word Review] Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

    Tweet In theaters now… Constantin Film Produktion Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson Starring Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, Kim Coates, Shawn Roberts Rating 2.7 out of 5 Resident Evil: Afterlife manages to pull off an improbable scenario: Instead of closing out the franchise it extends the […]

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  • [300 Word Review] Horror Double Feature: ‘Eden Lake’ & ‘Bikini Girls on Ice’

    Eden Lake: 2.75/5 Bikini Girls on Ice 0/5 Read more to find out why!

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  • [300 Word Review] Salt* (2010)

    Tweet *I hate when these 300 Word Review features are of a movie with a one word title. It really unbalances the post title and makes one lose the name of the movie being reviewed. Anyway… Salt (2010) In theaters now… Columbia Pictures Directed by […]

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  • 300 Word Review: The Crazies (2010)

    Tweet   Overture Films (2010) Directed by Breck Eisner Starring: Timothy Olyphant Radha Mitchell Joe Anderson   The Crazies stars Deadwood’s Timothy Olyphant as David Dutton, Sheriff of  a small town in Americana. The film opens at a high school baseball game as director Breck […]

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  • 300 Word Review: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

    300 Word Review: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

    Not even a good attempt. Sloppy and without panache.

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  • 300 Word Review: Iron Man 2

    300 Word Review: Iron Man 2

    Tweet Robert Downey Jr., didn’t let a detour to Baker Street derail him from the Tony Stark cash train. As Elwood put in his review of the movie: “Not only are Tony Stark and Iron Man one, but Robert Downey, Jr. completes the set.” Ain’t […]

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