[Red Band Trailer] Conan the Barbarian (2011)

This is a drastic improvement over the previous trailers.

But, do you see all that pixelated red garbage? No gory movie should ever be presented in 3D where the filmmakers have to use CGI blood. After contemplation on the subject, I realize that not only do I dislike 3D, but I fucking detest computer generated 3D blood. Conan the Barbarian looks like it is going to have oceans of shitty fake blood. It’s a shame, because otherwise this trailer hit the beats much better than past attempts. I especially like how much psychotic glee Jason Momoa as Conan seems to display while spilling red pixels.

The trailer still features some of the crappy generic modern rock soundtrack. Which might be appropriate. If the dark and uninhibited Conan the Barbarian could be summed up by Mastodon, then this new one would be to the tune of Kings of Leon.

What say thee?

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