Holy awesome. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab has some nice loot for the next time you are rolling on your geek treasure table. The company has unveiled a line of perfumes and cologne inspired by D&D races and classes. I’m not sure anything ever can get more awesome than this.
Although a DM screen with SDCIWC enhancements for items have yet to be released, I assume each will provide the wearer with small bonuses to their rolled attributes.
A few examples from the website:
DWARF
Iron filings and chips of stone, Styrian Golding hops, and soot-covered leather.
ELF
Pale golden musk, honeycomb, amber, parma violet, hawthorne bark, aspen leaf, forest lily, life everlasting, white moss, and a hint of wild berry.
HALFLING
Porridge, kukui nuts, and pastry crumbs.
CLERIC
Rose amber, frankincense, myrrh, champaca flower, Peru balsam, cistus, palisander, cananga, hyssop, and narcissus absolute.
FIGHTER
Leather, musk, blood, and steel.
MAGE
All mystique and thrumming power: gurjum balsam, Sumatran dragon’s blood resin, olibanum, galangal, oleo gum resin, and frankincense.
CHAOTIC
A whirling mélange of multicolored musks with wasabi*, rooibos, heliotrope, and mastic.
*Wasabi!
GOOD
Shimmering celestial musk with vanilla, white honey, acacia, and sugar cane
EVIL
Smouldering opium tar, tobacco absolute, green tea, black plum, kush, ambergris accord, ambrette seed, and costus root.
Dwarf, Mage, Chaotic, and Evil are intriguing to me.
Be sure to visit the site to check out all the scents. Thanks to Time NewsFeed.
Header image from Hatchibombotar on flickr.


I warn you now. BPAL is an addiction that is not easily cured. A friend compared it to Pokeman in terms of ‘gotta catch ‘em all’.
I am going to be a chaotic evil dwarven cleric, dual class mage.
I LOVE BPAL! I think I first got curious about them because someone mentioned they had a scent based on Cthulhu. For a girl who isn’t big on the smelly stuff I have an amazing number of vials from them.
If I could afford it I’d probably buy up all their RPG scents. They have room sprays coming soon, so even those who won’t deign to wear the oils can still benefit. And room sprays will probably come in handy during a big campaign.
With the group I used to play with, room spray would have come in very handy :smelly dudes: