[Retro Bunker] Imperial Margarine Commercials

Instant gratification: we’d all love some, but these days it’s hard to come by. Probably the fastest way to get a little bit of love is to run down to your local Burger King and pick up one of these babies:



Or you can pop yourself in front of your monitor and relive the glory days of the old Imperial Margarine commercials. You know, you take a bite of a baked good slathered in Imperial brand margarine, fanfare plays in the distance, and voila! You’re now a member of a ruling society and all you had to do was consume a butter substitute. (And here all these years I’ve wasted eating the real stuff!)



I can’t say for sure that becoming a king, an emperor, or another post that would wear a crown would solve all of your problems, but hey – wouldn’t it be nice to feel extra-special just for a couple of seconds?