Giving you the 7 day forecast for a bunch of things that have already happened.
July 4
- 1776 – The Declaration of Independence is adopted by the Second Continental Congress.
- 1865 – “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” is published.
- 1971 – Koko the sign-language gorilla is born.
- 1998 – Malia Obama is born
July 5
- 1950 – Huey Lewis is born.
- 1954 – The BBC broadcasts its first television new bulletin.
- 1958 – Bill Watterson is born. It truly is a magical world, Bill.
- 1996 – Dolly the Sheep becomes the first mammal cloned from from an adult cell.
July 6
- 1966 – Comedian Brian Posehn is born.
July 7
- 1928 – Sliced bread is sold for the first time. Declared to be the best thing since unsliced bread.
- 1947 – An alien spacecraft crashes just outside of Roswell, New Mexico. Or does it?…YOU BE THE JUDGE!
July 8
- 1970 – Beck is born.
July 9
- 1947 – OJ Simpson is born.
- 1956 – Tom Hanks is born. WILSON!
July 10
- 1859 – Big Ben rings for the first time.
- 1925 – The Scopes Monkey trial begins.
- 1926 – Fred Gwynne (aka Herman Munster) is born.
- 1989 – Mel Blanc dies. That is all, folks!
Have a classy week and an awesome 4th!


Huey Lewis!! Y.E.S.
Huey Lewis turns 60?!? Today?
Fuck. I’m getting old.
Well…You did crash land on earth back in 1947.
Bruce Lee would have been 70 this November.
Old.