The 10 Greatest Words Given To Us By Television

The 10 Greatest Words Given To Us By Television

Ever since it’s inception television has been accused by it’s detractors of being evil and making us stupid. Now, I don’t disagree that I am stupid but how can something be evil and give the world so much? Our culture is so rich and sparkly that I can’t even fathom life today without the magic box.

My vocabulary, for example, has been affected fairly positively. I mean, I write for one of classiest pop culture websites out there and I haven’t yet been told to get the funk out. So if you want to be a pseudo-successful, non-paid, nerd writer, like me you could do a lot worse things than watch an unbelievable amount of t.v.

To help you spruce up your sad vocabulary I’ve ripped out a couple of pages from my personal dictionary and pasted together a list of the 10 greatest words given to us by television.

Read and absorb, friends. Read and absorb!

Word: Bitchcakes
Origin: Newsradio
Definition: berserk, crazy, freaked out
Example: “Everyone is going totally bitchcakes today.”

Word: Blurgh
Origin: 30 Rock
Definition: an expression of disgust, replacement swear word
Example: “Blurgh! I forgot to write that stupid t.v. article for today.”
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Word: Cromulent
Origin: The Simpsons
Definition: normal, acceptable, legitimate
Example: “Embiggen is a perfectly cromulent word.”

Word: Crumbelievable
Origin: Commercial for Kraft Cheese
Definition: I’m not quite sure. It makes me smile every time I say it.
Example: “The big cheese taste that blows you away. It’s CRUMBELIEVABLE!”

Word: Embiggen
Origin: The Simpsons
Definition: to make or become bigger
Example: “A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”
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Word: Frak
Origin: Battlestar Galactica
Definition: replacement for the word fuck
Example: “Frak you. You frakking, motherfrakker!”

Word: Semprini
Origin: Monty Python’s Flying Circus
Definition: profanity, unspecified body part
Example: “Right, who’s got a boil on his Semprini, then?”

Word: Shazbot
Origin: Mork and Mindy
Definition: replacement swear word
Example: “Shazbot! When will this article end?”
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Word: Strategery
Origin: Saturday Night Live
Definition: pseudo-strategy
Example: “Bush summarized his campaign with one word: strategery”

Word: Wikiality
Origin: The Colbert Report
Definition: the idea that if enough people agrees with a notion, it becomes the truth
Example: “In the Wikiality we can create a reality we can all agree on.”wikiality 300x212 The 10 Greatest Words Given To Us By Television

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