Thursday Night Live: The Office vs The Office vs The Office

Thursday Night Live: The Office vs The Office vs The Office

I do not know if you have been watching television lately, but in the past decade the British released a sitcom that even those of us whose childhood memories are filled with sad recollections of one’s parents skipping one’s music recital because a new episode of Roseanne was on that night* could enjoy. This show was, as you might have guessed from the title, called The Office. Like so many successful things produced by other cultures (for three examples: jazz, Italian food, and the practice of wearing white hats with the flap in the back a la the French Foreign Legion that was the “thing” in the 1980s), mainstream America soon adopted it as its own and took complete credit for everything it did well, while at the same time adding a touch of the good old saccharine that the flyover states seem to prefer. This year, a show has come out that is a sort of a copy of the American Office, which of course is in turn a copy of the British Office. This show is called… Parks and Recreation. They had a great opportunity to call it The Rural Office or perhaps The Office With The Female In Charge LOL Women Are Soooo Crazy, but as you can see they utterly failed.

david brent 111 300x218 Thursday Night Live: The Office vs The Office vs The OfficeIn this post, my aim is to explore which of these do what they do the best. Although I plan on using too many words, I also plan on including pictures; additionally, my results may surprise you. Humility would normally lead me to claim that the criteria presented forthwith are not exhaustive and that you, dear reader, ought to be left to make your own conclusions on the matter. However, given the fact that for some reason I seem to be writing this post like Anthony Trollope would write if Anthony Trollope shoved a huge stick up his ass, I have to admit that yes, I do think that this list shall be exhaustive and no, you should not be left to your own machinations in this or any other subject. Frankly I am surprised that you were able to spell popbunker. Probably you misspelled poopbunker. Pervert. Or else you were searching for capybara pornography, to which all I can say is sorry, that is my other blog.

What I shall give you the opportunity to do is come up with your own scoring system. Perhaps 1st place will be worth 5 points, second 3 and 3rd 1. Or you could give 1st 1, 2nd 2, and 3rd 3 and score them in reverse order. You could even give them all 2s, except then you wouldn’t know which show “wins”. Come to think of it, that’s a pretty stupid idea.

The Really Crappy Boss. This is what these shows are built around, really. The whole point of the British Office (from here on out called TBO) is that Ricky Gervais as David Brent is this icky, embarrassing supervisor whose insecurities are so out in the open that you can’t help but feel sorry and a bit revolted by him at the same time. Michael Scott (played by Steven Carrell), the American version, started out that way but has slowly morphed into a rather likeable weirdo a la Cliff from Cheers. Finally, you have Amy Poehler as Leslie Knope on Parks doing her own thing.

So who’s the best/worst boss? Clearly David Brent wins out here. I can’t think of a character on a sitcom quite like him. There have been scoundrels in the past, many of them lovable (John Cleese from Fawlty Towers springs to mind), but nobody had that ability to make you cringe quite so much. This is not a lot of peoples’ cup of tea, I will grant you, but if you like it, Brent’s got to be the most extreme case. On the other hand, I actually think Michael Scott’s become too likeable. If a standard sitcom character drives their car into a pond you just yell “BLOOOOOPER”** and wait for the Chef Boy-Ar-Dee commercials. If, on the other hand, a guy you really don’t like loses a trivia contest and tries to demonstrate his true intelligence by throwing your shoes over a bar, but does it in a way that makes you feel sorry for him, that’s television magic.

leslie knopes 225x300 Thursday Night Live: The Office vs The Office vs The OfficeThis is where I have to give some kudos for the creators of Parks in deviating from the formula a bit. I think they’ve erred on the side of making the Leslie character more believable. At the same time, there are some hints (like in the episode where she invited everyone to her house and it turned out she’s a hoarder) that she’s not just sitcom-crazy but actually certifiable. It’s still early enough in the show’s lifetime that they could mess this up, but I am hopeful.

TBO 5/1/2, TAO 1/3/2, Parks 3/2/2.

Recycling. Obviously, TBO couldn’t really recycle much since they were first and all but I do have to give them some sort of negative credit for aggressively marketing the franchise. American, French, German, French-Canadian (can’t they just watch the French version?), and Chilean versions have been made of this show according to wikipedia. Granted, wikipedia refuses to acknowledge that Bellevue, Washington is the largest exporter of yak butter in the world and deletes this fact every time I add it, but I think they’re probably right on this measure. That’s an awful lot of Office.

Parks features two cast-members from TAO and doesn’t just feature them but puts them in roughly the same situation they were in in the original (by which I mean the copied) sitcom. Rashida Jones is cute and funny, but did she have to get caught up in the love triangle? There have to be more roles for attractive females on this sort of show than “romantic foil”. And the copier guy who was part of the original American Office love triangle but who worked off of the main set returns in Parks as… part of the original love triangle but works off the main set.

TAO’s recycling crimes are I think much, much worse, though. The first season was funny enough but two of the episodes used scripts from TBO. I mean, I can sort of see doing that for the French version, but come on now… it’s not like those of us who sought out the British version didn’t get the jokes the first time. Like Gus van Zant’s shot by shot remake of Psycho, it just feels wrong.

TBO 10/2/4, TAO 2/6/4, P&R 6/4/4

jam 300x225 Thursday Night Live: The Office vs The Office vs The OfficeThe Love Triangley Thing. I think I’m starting to sound like I really dislike TAO, which isn’t entirely fair. I think it’s a lot better than Everybody Loves Raymond, for example. It’s just… well, in this case Jim and Pam were an interesting story the first season, a bit less so the second, annoying the third, and since then I am glad that I tape the show because it allows me to fast-forward through all of their interactions. I think I’ve finally figured out why Who’s The Boss spent 10 years keeping Tony and Angela apart: people who are together and happy are boooooooooooooooooring.

The other two shows benefit, in a sense, from not being on (so far) long enough to make the sexual tension seem stupid or strained. I do have to give the edge to TBO in that the resolution between Tim and Dawn seemed so much more realistic. On the other hand, Ann in Parks seems to be much more of her own person and much less a poor frail woman who needs to be saved from a less than optimal relationship.

TBO 13/4/6, TAO 3/9/6, Parks 11/5/6

gareth 300x225 Thursday Night Live: The Office vs The Office vs The OfficeThe Autistic, Sycophantic Dude. Well, I guess Parks has to get the automatic last place on this one because the closest they have to this guy is Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari), who is just inept. Maybe he has that kind of Asperger’s Syndrome that everybody who is socially awkward has (that is, the one that doesn’t exist except in the minds of people who want to categorize everything). He might be my favorite character on Parks but he just doesn’t fit into this category well enough.

Dwight Shrute (Rainn Wilson) and Gareth (Mackenzie Cook), though… yeah. One of the things I really like about each character is that although they’re both management suck-ups who have some, ah, strange ideas about, ah, things, they’re still very different in ways that allow the viewer to see the cultural differences of just plain weird between England and the USA. Both seem to have some sort of military background but Dwight seems to have about him more of a “reformed country bumpkin” thing about him, whereas Gareth is just plain oblivious to any form of social cues.

In the end, I am going to give the edge here to Dwight, not so much because of the character itself but because the American writers, I think, got a lot more creative with the things Jim/Pam do to him (and how he finds a way to emerge from their jokes relatively unscathed) than Tim/Dawn did with Gareth. There were an awful lot of gay jokes with the latter…

TBO 16/6/8, TAO 8/10/8, 12/8/8

The Scapegoat. Correct me if I’m wrong, but TBO didn’t really have this character, or to be more specific it was part of David Brent. I won’t spend too much time on this but I think the way Michael dumps on Toby every chance he can get is about the funniest part of TAO. There’s a similar dynamic being formed between Jerry on Parks and the rest of the cast but it’s definitely in its infancy.

TBO 17/9/10, TAO 13/11/10, 15/10/10

dilbert 300x300 Thursday Night Live: The Office vs The Office vs The Office

Coffee mugs sayings like this are why the term BLOOOOOPER was invented.

Wearing Out Its Welcome. Originally I was going to put the fact that each of these three is a “mockumentary” as its own criterion. On further review, I think that my thoughts on the format fits in well with this idea. When TBO came out, the whole concept of taking the characters aside and talking to them separately was very, very The Real World and Survivor. In other words, it was kind of the staple of very hip shows, popular with the younger crowd, and when TBO did something similar, that in and of itself was pretty funny in an ironic sense. TAO was less so with this and frankly it’s a little bit off-putting in Parks. I for one hope they start to move away from it. It’s a neat little gimmick to get inside of peoples’ heads, but I’m not sure I need or want to know what’s going on in Leslie Knopes’ mind.

CreedOffice 300x169 Thursday Night Live: The Office vs The Office vs The OfficeOtherwise, though, the biggest advantage I see that TBO and Parks have over TAO is that they haven’t been on for six seasons. TBO died the normal, quiet death of the Britcom, having gone to pasture after just 2 6-episode seasons and a 2-part Christmas special. There are times when I think that format really hurts British television in the sense that their shows never get a chance to grow and adapt over time, but in this case TAO is increasingly reminding me of Dilbert, a comic strip that some may not remember at this point as being very, very funny when it initially came out because at this point the only difference between it and Garfield is the artwork and lack of lasagna. Whereas TBO is Calvin and Hobbes, a strip whose creator knew the wisdom behind the idea that it’s better to get out a little too early than a little too late.

Parks gets a pass on this… for now. Don’t think I won’t be looking you all up in 5 years, writing staff!

TBO 22/10/12, TAO 14/14/12, Parks 18/12/12

“Intangibles”. This is where I am putting everything else, so the presence of Creed and Kevin faces off against the pioneering aspects of TBO and, um… Amy Poehler. Sorry, Parks and TBO, but… Creed.

TBO 25/12/14, TAO 19/15/14, Parks 19/15/14

So there you have it. Depending on your choice of weighting, you have to come to the conclusion… that, okay, the British Office wins hands down. Parks and Recreation may prove to be awesome in 3 years or it could get really, really bad; it’s too early to tell. I feel like there should be a moral at the end of this but we live in immoral times. Suck it up and find your own.

*Yes, this is a true story. In fairness, I was 16 at the time.

**Actually I think only I do that.

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