The Bluesman Confesseth

The Bluesman Confesseth

My turn, I guess.

Here are Five things that may or may not damage my Geek Cred. Still, I own all of them proudly. We are who we are, right?

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1. I like Barry Manilow.

I will sing along to all of the songs that make the whole world sing. I will dance to ‘Copacabana’. I will feel my heartstrings tugged when I hear ‘Mandy’ or ‘Weekend in New England’. I will get hungry when I hear the Big Mac jingle.

I won’t apologize for it either. I also won’t apologize for Dan Folgelberg, Christopher Cross, or Air Supply. So there.

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2. I HATE ANIME.

In all forms, including Manga. I don’t like the art style, I don’t like reading books backwards, I don’t like hyper-deformity.

Don’t even get me started on how stupid Hentai is.

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3. I’ve never seen an episode of “Dr. Who.”

I know, right?

I just can’t seem to develop an interest in it. Still, I think I saw almost every episode of “Sliders” – which was a cheap rip-off of the concept.

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4. I am a Gossip Girl fan.

While I don’t watch it live (I buy the DVDs and marathon the episodes), I am a watcher of “Gossip Girl.” I don’t know why, but I really like this show. Seriously. I can’t explain it. It’s goofy, absurdly unrealistic, most of the plots are threadbare, and the people are all so God. Damn. Pretty. Still…I’m there for the adventures of Serena, Blair, Chuck, Jenny, Dan, Nate, and Vanessa till the end. XOXO.

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5. “Once Bitten

I loved this movie from the first time I saw it. It’s not Jim Carrey’s first movie, and not even his first hit, but thanks to HBO showing it 5 times a week for a couple of years, I came to love it like no other.

Also, this was the kind of vampire story that a pre-teen Elwood could get behind. Mark Kendall is a nice guy, trying to get through high school without any major drama. He’s popular with his friends, but not the school at large. He’d really like to get laid, too, but his hot girlfriend Robin (Karen Kopins) is trying to make sure he loves her first, etc etc.

Enter The Countess, in the magical and gorgeous form of Lauren Hutton. She seduces and transforms young Mark, and the wacky hijinx ensue. There are misunderstandings, chases, a school dance scene, and a riotous cartoon-ish sequence involving multiple coffins.

Oh, and Cleavon Little steals the entire movie. As he does.

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Elwood J. Blues is both an Editor and Author for Pop Bunker. From his listed residence at 1060 West Addison, Elwood spends a great deal of time and effort getting people addicted to comic books at The Comic Stop (Everett Branch), and is the Media Guest Coordinator for the Emerald City Comicon. Look for Elwood to sound off on all manner of things, from TV to Movies to Comics to Music. He's nothing if not opinionated. You may follow Elwood on Twitter, if you're so inclined. He's On A Mission From God.