[DVD] Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen

DreamworksSKG
Directed by Michael Bay
Starring Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox

It’s easy to call a movie a big dumb summer blockbuster. However…

No, no… “Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen” is a big dumb summer blockbuster.

There are virtually no redeeming qualities associated with this movie. The acting is atrocious; the side anecdotes (like Sam’s mom somehow falling victim to pot brownies. She’s playing the mother to a college age boy. Didn’t she probably grow up in the 70s? She’s never heard of pot? I mean… never mind, this shit’s useless) are unrepentantly stupid; and the main plot could kill all plant life if released to the wild.

A lot of people either loved this movie or were kidnapped by sadistic aliens from the ocean of another planet and forced to see (and pay for) the movie in order to make the human population dumb enough to easily fall to an invasion (“Uuuh, them space cookies coming? Good! Mmmmm. Cookies”). I didn’t make it past the half-way point of this six hour movie, so maybe it got better. That being the case, you can all expect me to be the World Supreme Emperor when the rest of the populace is too dumb to rule themselves in the coming decade.

Anyway, we’re giving the Blu-Ray DVD away for free here at PopBunker.net. Here are the details. I guess this is part of my plan to lobotomize the human race.

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