Possible script for Halloween III 2010

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OPEN
Scene shows THE WORLD like from outer space
FAST ZOOM to the continent of ASIA
CONT ZOOM to country of CHINA
CONT ZOOM to city of SHANGHAI
CONT ZOOM to city street and sidewalk
ZOOM stops and rotates to level plan
In the scene: LAURIE STRODE and PRETTY CHINESE GIRL whose name is BETTY LEE
There are many people walking around. And on bikes.

LAURIE: Oh.my.god. I’m so glad to be out of Haddonfield, Betty. Tomorrow is Halloween back in the states and you people barely celebrate it here. I fucking hate Halloween, man.
BETTY: Wow, that sucks. Halloween is getting more popular by the year here. The government doesn’t allow us to give away candy though because we don’t want to become fat like Americans.
LAURIE: Well, fuck Halloween and fuck candy. All I got for Halloween was some crazy ass dude cranked out on meth or something from a trailer park who was convinced I was his sister or some shit and tried to kill me. Like, for 9 years straight.
BETTY: Wow! I wish some dude liked me that well. WAIT! Did you say he thought you were his sister? That’s gross!
LAURIE: Tell me about it. I’m so glad that I got that archeology grant from Chicago State U.
BETTY: Yeah, and my family knows where one of the Seven Immortals is buried! It’s going to be so tubular!
LAURIE: I know, right?

****FADE TO CHICAGO, NIGHT.
Tall building with CHICAGO STATE UNIVERSITY sign illuminated on green grass of obvious college campus.
CUT TO INTERIOR
A computer screen with blood dripping down monitor. On the screen is a picture of LAURIE STRODE with student information, academic history, and a line that reads: ASSIGNMENT JILIN PROVINCE, CHINA. In the screen is a vague reflection of THE MASK.

****CUT TO COUNTRYSIDE
Rolling hills and cloudless day. LAURIE and BETTY are in a red convertible. BETTY is driving.
BETTY LOOKS AT GPS: Oh, we should be there in a few minutes.
LAURIE: Great!
Laurie’s phone starts to ring. On the screen, the caller ID reads: LOOMIS
LAURIE: Oh, shit, it’s that nutcase doctor who kept failing to kill that Michael dude.
BETTY: Bumpity bump to voice mail, ho! Haha!
Laurie looks concerned for a moment.
LAURIE: You’re right!
Moments later the phone rings again. This time it’s a text notification.
BETTY: Is that the doc again? Another man hot for ya, huh Laurie?
The screen on the phone reads: MESSAGE FROM MICHAEL
LAURIE: This must be a joke. It says it’s from Michael. Loomis said he was dead for sure this time!
BETTY: Oh.my.god. What does it say?
The phone reads: UR DED
LAURIE: You’re dead, I think.
BETTY: Yeah, well it sounds like you’ve heard that one before. Plus we’re here in China, what can go wrong? And it’s probably just a joke.
LAURIE: Hm. Yeah, fuck him. What’s he going to do anyway? He has no money for a ticket. What’s his options? Swimming?! Haha!

****CUT TO NIGHT, OCEAN
A fast wake cuts through the ocean. Nothing is visible from the surface, the the immediate area is populated by many DEAD FISH including A SHARK.

*****CUT TO DARK INTERIOR
A faint light outlines a stone alter with a perfectibility preserved body in repose atop it. The body is THE CHINESE IMMORTAL played by JET LI.
LAURIE: Oh.my.god. He’s so cute! Do you think he cares about age difference?
BETTY: You’re so bad girl. I wonder what happens if you kiss him? Will he wake up like a Grimm fairy tale?

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IMMORTAL v Immortal

One can only imagine what happens after this! I tell you, it is the best damn script possible for “Halloween III.” Hopefully Alexandre Aja (High Tension)does direct (as speculated)and I can sell this script to him and Mustafa Akkad.